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What did egg say to the toast?

Ma- me-laid

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1. I’m not sure if I like my new mustache or not

but it’s growing on me.

2. Did you hear about the man who was buried alive?

I'm told it was a grave mistake.

3. A movie reviewer was admitted to hospital

He was in a critical condition

4. There's a new stamp commemorating the history of prostitution. It costs 75 cents

But it's a dollar if you want to lick it

5. What do you call a match made entirely out of Potassium Chlorate?

A tournament.

6. A woman approaches her house and sees a single slipper by her front door.

She assumes it’s from the upstairs neighbour’s balcony so she knocks on his door to let him know. “What was written on it?” The man asks. “Out” She replies. “So ‘Chill’ must still be on the balcony” says the man. Next day the same happens. She finds a slipper, knocks on the neighbour’s door. “What’s written on it?” He asks. “Off” she says. “So ‘Fuck’ must still be on the balcony” Next day the same happens, annoyed she decides to act like she doesn’t know what was written on the slipper. She knocks on the door. “What’s written on it?” The neighbour asks. “I don’t know” she replies. “So ‘I got crows out my window Dogs at my door I don't think I can take anymore What am I doing wrong?’ must still be on the balcony”.

7. My dog barks at everyone he passes in the car

He's such a ruffer necker

8. I heard my son say “W in the chat!” while playing Fortnite.

So I sent him UU. He wasn’t impressed. [a picture of my message](https://imgur.com/gallery/lVG0kgk)

9. Al Pacino is set to star in a new movie about a man who wins the World Knitting Championship.

Its called 'Scarf Ace'.

10. The raven was indecisive.... He said, "Probably not. But don't quote me on that."

Sorry that was a Poe joke

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